Category Archives: Humor

Check This Phone Menu

  If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.   If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.   If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who … Continue reading

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Whitehouse Humor

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in … Continue reading

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Depends on your point of view

 There are always two ways to look at everything.  My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone … Continue reading

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