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		<title>What is Forex</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Timothy R. Longwell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you are new to trading you probably know already that technical analysis is a method of forecasting future price movement of commodities, securities, etc (in this case currencies) based on chart analysis, pattern formations, technical indicators, etc. Forex can be traded technically and in my opinion it is quiet predictable. <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/what-is-forex/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unless you are new to trading you probably know already that technical analysis is a method of forecasting future price movement of commodities, securities, etc (in this case currencies) based on chart analysis, pattern formations, technical indicators, etc. Forex can be traded technically and in my opinion it is quiet predictable.</p>
<p>There is no fixed centre for the trade so all the trade is done over telephone, internet and fax. The foreign exchange trade witnessed a massive boom only after online forex trading systems were introduced, internet and telephone has helped the trade grow from $70 billion a day in the 80s to around $1.5 trillion to $2 trillion today.</p>
<p>Forex (foreign exchange) trading, which is buying one currency while concurrently selling another, is getting a considerable amount of press as an attractive alternative to trading on the stock exchange. Among the reasons of Forex trading becoming a popular alternative is that Forex provides a 24-hour market, lower transaction fees, and no one entity can corner the market because of its sheer vastness. The drawback is that it is not easy to learn Forex trading on your own. While it can be done, the lessons can be relatively expensive.</p>
<p>- Currency market never sleeps: online forex trading allows you to keep track and deal from anywhere at anytime.</p>
<p>My purpose for writing this article is to demonstrate to you the advantages of trading on the FOREX market. However, there is one myth that I want to dispel before I go further. The myth is that there is a difference between trading and investing. To dispel that myth I quote from Al Thomas, President of Williamsburg Investment Company, who wrote &#8220;If It Doesn&#8217;t Go Up, Don&#8217;t Buy It&#8221;. He said &#8220;Everyone who invests is a trader, only the time period is different.&#8221; It is a lesson that I took seriously after taking a beating in the stock market in 2000.</p>
<p>Trading costs &#8211; Transaction costs in the FOREX market is the difference between the buy and sell price of each currency pair. There are no brokerage fees. For both the stock and the commodity markets, there are transaction costs and brokerage fees. Even when you use discount brokers, those fees add up. Minimum investment &#8211; You can open a FOREX trading account for as little as $300.00. It took $5,000 for me to open my futures trading account. Focus &#8211; 85% of all trading transactions are made on 7 major currencies. In the US stock market alone there are 40,000 stocks. There are just over 200 commodity markets, although quite a few are so illiquid that they are not traded except by hedgers. As you can see, the fewer number of instruments allows us to study each one more closely. Trade execution &#8211; In the FOREX market, trade execution is almost instantaneous. In both the equity and commodity markets, you count on a broker to execute your trades and their results are sometimes inconsistent. While all of these features make trading the FOREX market very attractive, it still requires a lot of education, discipline, commitment and patience. All trading can be risky.</p>
<p>Anyone who is vaguely familiar with gambling knows that the house has the odds in their favor. Do some people leave a casino with large winnings? Yes, but that&#8217;s because they left before they lost it back to the casino. If they had won and then continued to play long enough it is a mathematical certainty that would lose all of it back to the house. I watched a program one time about a group of students from MIT that had developed a system to beat the odds in blackjack. The program stated they had won large amounts of money before they all were blacklisted from the casinos. The system they used involved waiting to place large bets only when the cards were in their favor.</p>
<p>The nature of the market is such that risk comes inherent and can not be separated but risk can be minimized if you are trading at the right point of time and the right point of time can be anytime only online forex trading allows you to be there at the right time as all other methods as explained above are slow and usually take up a lot of time in processing.</p>
<p>With so much to learn it is likely there is much more for you to know about <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://www.foreigncoinvalues.net" >foreign currency</a>. For additional information visit the authors main page at <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://tinyurl.com/77rwsgn" >coin values</a></p>
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		<title>Getting Out Of Debt May be Straightforward Using A Professional Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle Hopkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several individuals live to their means. Which is they'll often spend what they've gained, with out considering financial savings. A number of years back when the economy was doing fantastic, no-one really thought about how much they spent. It had also been so straightforward for people to acquire credit, getting store cards, charge cards, financial loans as well as the 100% home mortgages. <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/getting-out-of-debt-may-be-straightforward-using-a-professional-company/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Several individuals live to their means. Which is they&#8217;ll often spend what they&#8217;ve gained, with out considering financial savings. A number of years back when the economy was doing fantastic, no-one really thought about how much they spent. It had also been so straightforward for people to acquire credit, getting store cards, charge cards, financial loans as well as the 100% home mortgages.</p>
<p>What we did not expect, that has struck several people hard is the economic downturn. It&#8217;s accounted for many people losing their employment and also their own homes, because they have difficulty to make payments. Together with the increasing cost of purchasing properties, shopping and also energy expenses, it&#8217;s made for a really sad scenario. As several people couldn&#8217;t afford their bills or credit monthly payments it sent all of them into a down hill spiral of personal debt, and this included those that were on extremely higher incomes.</p>
<p>With a negative credit historical past it&#8217;s really hard for individuals to get any new credit which they could want in the foreseeable future and also the payments and interest can be even more detrimental to them as well as their loved ones. It also has an impact on acquiring a new property. For all those who have been unlucky to have lost their house, finding a place to rent may be difficult, as credit rating checks are performed as well as how they&#8217;re going to pay the rental. The sad point is, as there are a lot more people seeking to rent, the costs of this have escalated quite a lot.</p>
<p>To assist individuals that find them selves battling with personal debt, there could be a solution, that is to find, <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://www.bestdebtreliefcompanies.org/debt-settlement/reputable-debt-settlement-companies-4-killer-tips-for-making-the-right-choice/" >debt settlement companies</a> These companies supply help that indicates individuals could get back to normal repaying their debt and owning enough that they are able to begin to live a normal lifestyle once more.</p>
<p>They work by gathering all the specifics of all your debts, just how much is due and to whom. They will then work out the best option for you; in regards to just how much you should pay them and exactly what they are going to pay the creditors. They are going to also set out their particular terms and conditions, it could be that the debts are paid over a set amount of time, for example, 3, 4 or 7 yrs, or it could be an everlasting time, as the income you are on is low. Some organizations will pay debt off every month, while others will pay the entire amount to the lenders and you pay them back for the consolidated quantity.</p>
<p>The most effective thing using these businesses is the fact that they make contact with and cope with the creditors direct, thus no more mail coming in the front door from collections companies demanding their money. Primarily based upon what option you choose to take, or the one they feel is going to work very best for you personally and your current finances will depend on just how much you need to pay.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://www.bestdebtreliefcompanies.org/" >Credit card debt relief</a> can be discovered very effortlessly on-line, and it may be best to search around and see just what others could supply you, as well as get some quotes. This way you can find the company that is going to perform best for you and assist you to build back up your credit rating, free you from all of the debts and you could even have enough to save for your future.</p>
<p>Locating <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://www.bestdebtreliefcompanies.org/" >credit card debt relief</a> is easy utilizing the internet and with a lot of people in debt there are plenty of <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://www.bestdebtreliefcompanies.org/debt-settlement/reputable-debt-settlement-companies-4-killer-tips-for-making-the-right-choice/" >reputable debt settlement services</a> available to assist you get back to normal.</p>
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		<title>Identity Check Printers Discount Check Code</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save $4.00 on your second box of checks. Enter Offer Code 9KWE34 during checkout to receive this special pricing. Define your individuality with checks and accessories that energize your interests. From sportsman&#8217;s organizations to patriotic themes, from the NHL to &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/identity-check-printers-discount-check-code/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Save $4.00 on your second box of checks.<br />
Enter Offer Code 9KWE34 during checkout to receive this special pricing.</p>
<p>Define your individuality with checks and accessories that energize your interests. From sportsman&rsquo;s organizations to patriotic themes, from the NHL to more than 50 collegiate teams, Identity Check Printers&trade; has you covered.</p>
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Enter Offer <b>Code BWE205</b> during checkout to receive this special pricing.</p>
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Save on Personalized and Custom Business Checks, Deposit Products, Accessories and More!<br />
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		<title>NEED WASHING??</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Received this touching email from a friend I wanted to share. A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle-faced image of innocence. It was pouring &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/need-washing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Received this touching email from a friend I wanted to share.</p>
<p>A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6<br />
years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle-faced image of innocence. It<br />
was pouring outside, the kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain<br />
gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down th<br />
e spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the<br />
Target.</p>
<p>We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their<br />
hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. Memories of running,<br />
splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from<br />
the worries of my day.</p>
<p>The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all<br />
caught in &#8216;Mom let&#8217;s run through the rain,&#8217; she said. &#8216;What?&#8217; Mom asked</p>
<p>&#8216;Lets run through the rain!&#8217; She repeated.</p>
<p>&#8216;No, honey. We&#8217;ll wait until it slows down a bit,&#8217; Mom replied.</p>
<p>This young child waited about another minute and repeated: &#8216;Mom, let&#8217;s run<br />
through the rain,&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;We&#8217;ll get soaked if we do,&#8217; Mom said.</p>
<p>&#8216;No, we won&#8217;t, Mom. That&#8217;s not what you said this morning,&#8217; the young girl<br />
said as she tugged at her Mom&#8217;s arm.</p>
<p>This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?</p>
<p>&#8216;Don&#8217;t you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you<br />
said, &#8216;If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!&#8217;</p>
<p>The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn&#8217;t hear anything but<br />
the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few<br />
minutes. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now<br />
some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even<br />
ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young<br />
child&#8217;s life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will<br />
bloom into faith.</p>
<p>&#8216;Honey, you are absolutely right. Let&#8217;s run through the rain. If GOD lets us<br />
get wet, well maybe we just needed washing,&#8217; Mom said.</p>
<p>Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they<br />
darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping<br />
bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed<br />
by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.</p>
<p>And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.</p>
<p>Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can<br />
take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can<br />
ever take away your precious memories. .. So, don&#8217;t forget to make time and<br />
take the opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a<br />
season and a time to every purpose under heaven.</p>
<p>I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.</p>
<p>They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate<br />
them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this<br />
to the people you&#8217;ll never forget and remember to also send it to the person<br />
who sent it to you. It&#8217;s a short message to let them know that you&#8217;ll never<br />
forget them.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t send it to anyone, it means you&#8217;re in a hurry. Take the time to<br />
live!!!</p>
<p>Keep in touch with your friends, you never know when you&#8217;ll need each<br />
other &#8212; and don&#8217;t forget to run in the rain!&nbsp; <br />
&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Check Your Property Tax Assessment Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As most know,&#160; homeowners who think their home is worth less than its assessed value set by the county may qualify for a reduction &#8211; and a lower tax bill. &#160;Something many don&#8217;t talk about is the possibility of re-appealing &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/check-your-property-tax-assessment-bill/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">As most know,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>homeowners who think their home is worth less than its assessed value set by the county may qualify for a reduction &#8211; and a lower tax bill.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font size="3"><font face="Cambria"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>Something many don&rsquo;t talk about is the possibility of re-appealing the taxes on the same home. </font></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">The base assessments are often wrong and with the compounding of the downward trend in home values, there are more comparables displaying lower market values.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>These lower market values are a slam dunk for lowering a prospects taxes.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">Case in point. </font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">Eight years ago I did an appeal and won a 25% reduction. Years later the township did a blanket re-evaluation. I appealed the property taxes and won a<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>20% reduction. That was 2 years ago. </font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">Next year, same home, <span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>I&rsquo;m going to appeal the tax assessment. So far I am looking at another 20% to 25% reduction.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">What I am saying is this is not just a one shot deal. </font></p>
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		<title>Economic Outlook</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 01:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The housing industry is still cooling Housing starts have plunged and there seems to be no green light in the near future. Even with low interest rates, the future is uncertain. Market forces have gathered into a market slowdown phase. &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/economic-outlook/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">The housing industry is still cooling</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">Housing starts have plunged and there seems to be no green light in the near future. Even with low interest rates, the future is uncertain. Market forces have gathered into a market slowdown phase. Even with the recent good corporate good earnings report, only a few companies produced the impetus for the upward blimp on the stock charts.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Cambria" size="3">How long can the economy slow down from energy prices and food prices escalating in proportions that effect ever other area of the commerce, before it effects earnings? My prediction is that it will eventually knock the market off its tracks. And, it&rsquo;s not going to be nice to watch.</font></p>
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		<title>Check This Phone Menu</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. &#160; If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. &#160; If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/check-this-phone-menu/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><p>&nbsp;</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.<br />
&nbsp;<br />
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.<br />
&nbsp;<br />
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. </p>
<p>If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.</p>
<p>If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.<br />
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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.</p>
<p>If you are manic-depressive, it doesn&#8217;t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.</p>
<p>If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. <br />
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If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. <br />
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If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.</p>
<p>If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.<br />
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If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won&#8217;t be crazy forever.<br />
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If you are blonde, don&#8217;t press any buttons, you&#8217;ll just mess it up.<br />
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This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.<br />
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(Well, my job is done &#8230;..Your turn)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p>In case the holidays (family) have made you crazy here is the:</p>
<p>MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU<br />
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		<title>Whitehouse Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he&#8217;d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, &#34;I would like to go in &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/whitehouse-humor/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri" size="3">One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he&#8217;d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, &quot;I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.&quot;</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri" size="3">The Marine replied, &quot;Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn&#8217;t reside here.&quot; The old man said, &quot;Okay,&quot; and walked<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>away.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri" size="3">The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, &quot;I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton&quot;</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri" size="3">The Marine again told the man, &quot;Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn&#8217;t reside here.&quot; Then the man thanked him and again walked away . <br />
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<font face="Calibri" size="3">The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying &quot;I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.&quot;</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri" size="3">The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>the man and said, &quot;Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I&#8217;ve told<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>President and doesn&#8217;t reside here. Don&#8217;t you understand?&quot;</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri" size="3">The old man answered, &quot;Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!&quot;</font></p>
<p><font face="Calibri" size="3">The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, &quot;Sir, See you tomorrow.&quot;</font></p>
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		<title>Check Your Property Tax</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One factor that really effects your checkbook is paying your property taxes.&#160; Even if you don&#8217;t own you home, indirectly you pay taxes since the landlord needs to pass his overhead into the rent if he is going to stay &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/check-your-property-tax/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri" size="3">One factor that really effects your checkbook is paying your property taxes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>Even if you don&rsquo;t own you home, indirectly you pay taxes since the landlord needs to pass his overhead into the rent if he is going to stay in business.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri" size="3">One of the last things you think about when you order your personal checks is sending checks to the tax assessor. You should, however, think about appealing them. Studies have shown that 40-60% of property tax assessments are wrong.</font></p>
<p class="story" style="background: white; margin: auto 0in"><font size="2">Take property owners who don&#8217;t agree with the county&#8217;s assessment of their property value can file an appeal. The form needed for an appeal is included with the revaluation letter property owners received in the mail</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">In News From The Carolinas, Raleigh tax official McArtor said 30 percent to 40 percent of all appeals are successful, and several factors contribute to that.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">&quot;There could be data issues, maybe the square footage we show maybe is incorrect, that&#8217;s part of the reason, or the number of baths we show is incorrect, or we&#8217;re not aware of some physical deterioration of the structure,&rdquo; he explained. &quot;[There could be] some foundation problems or some rotting of some of the siding material.&rdquo;<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; line-height: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If you are looking for an authoritative and resonably cheap source for information and help in reducing you property taxes online look at <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/goto/http://www.housetaxax.com/" ><font color="#0000ff">http://www.housetaxax.com</font></a><span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>I&rsquo;ve used their manual and save almost a thousand dollars a year in lowered taxes. My checkbook smiles a bit.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<title>Depends on your point of view</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;There are always two ways to look at everything. &#160;My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone &#8230; <a href="http://superbchecks.com/newsblog/depends-on-your-point-of-view/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;There are always two ways to look at everything.</p>
<p>&nbsp;My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion last October, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.</p>
<p>&nbsp;My wife noticed me staring and asked me, &quot;Do you know her?&quot;</p>
<p>&nbsp;&quot;Yes,&quot; I sighed, &quot;She&#8217;s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn&#8217;t been sober since.&quot;</p>
<p>&nbsp;&quot;My God!&quot; says my wife, &quot;Who would think a person could go on&nbsp;celebrating that long?&quot;<br />
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